This embroidered hat is exactly what you need to send an interstellar message as slowly as possible. It is structured with a classic fit, flat brim, and full buckram — and will protect you from gamma radiation (no it won't). The adjustable snap closure makes it a comfortable, one-size-fits-most hat.

• 80% acrylic, 20% wool, 0% fish
• Green Camo is 60% cotton, 40% polyester, 1% love
• Structured, 6-panel, high-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• Plastic snap closure
• Green undervisor
• Head circumference: 21⅝″–23⅝″ (54.9 cm–60 cm)
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh