Our Story

We are aliens. Very tiny aliens. We’ve invaded Earth, but you probably didn’t realize it — primarily because we are quite small. Like a lady bug could easily squash us. This is our story. And our final warning. Scared? I probably wouldn’t be. Unless you’re a dust-mite or something. Are you a dust-mite? Because if you are, then be—What? Oh, right. Anyway, take a listen!

Join Us?

Interested in being spared? Do you like (eating) aged boats? Have you considered becoming Meeporpian? In the event that our comet does attack Earth, please sign up here to apply for Meeporpian citizenship!

Please note, we do reserve the right to mine you for strongly held sentiments. Why? But to power our spaceships, of course!