Star Karflugon 22-06-10.10.23

I wonder if Nurse Boop likes me.

I know she’s a robot, but I swear I saw something flicker in her eyes as she was checking my vitals this morning during my weekly physical. Sure, it could have just been a power surge from her flattery-powered battery system… possibly in reaction to my comment that I liked what she had done with her hair. Her hair is detachable, and that morning she had set it in the medical bay’s one win-dow where its silvery fibers were catching the rays of the Lurfian sun and casting appealing shadow patterns throughout the room.

She could feel my three hearts beating almost out of my chest and after noticing how I was suddenly perspiring she seemed genuinely concerned as she asked me what was wrong. I said just as coolly as I could, “Nothing you can’t make right,” at which point she detached a few more of her body parts and-... oh, who am I kidding? I can’t lie to my Captain’s Log… surely this is the one place I can confess the truth, which is that-... oh, what’s this? The holo-pen seems to be losing its charg-...